Ode to My Lucky Jeans
Only in dreams did I think thee exist
But still my search did persist.
I looked high and low to find thee,
My Lucky jeans with Brazilian Butt Lift Technology
After two kids, I'm just not the same.
Though I am the same size,
My butt sags on my frame.
Then you came into light,
And my butt looks quite tight
My life will never be the same.
And so I pledge my loyalty,
To my lucky jeans with Brazilian Butt Lift Technology.
Jan 15, 2008
Ode to Lucky Jeans
Posted by R A C H A E L on Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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Amen, sista.
Okay tell me where to find these amazing jeans....everyone needs a pair after kids!!
I don't remember you needing a butt lift before. I've had three kids and I don't need a butt lift. Make an ode to stairs.
Katie, its a joke.
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